Robogeisha… Geisha Dance… Geisha Milk?

Posted by Ms Harker | Filed under Asian Horror, Horror Films

Ok, this post comes with a disclaimer, if you are easily offended or have a low tolerance for gratuitous violence don’t watch the trailer below.

I have been following a guy on Twitter the last couple of days called Topless Robot, who also has a blog. He posts numerous times a day on weird and wacky things related to sci-fi, horror and the like. So, I am sitting here at my laptop trying not to freeze my arse off, and what should drop into my RSS feed but an article entitled ‘Robogeisha’. Now readers, you may not know but apart from loving Asian Horror, I have a bit of an obsession for most things Japanese. So away I clicked and the below trailer slapped me upside the head!

From the makers of Tokyo Gore Police (really this should have given me some warning), ‘Robogeisha’ is here to take out whomever gets in her path. The voice over is hillarious, as is some of the scenes Geisha Dance, Geisha Milk (?!), Geisha Transformer (yes she just turned into  tank in front of your eyes) and Geisha Arse/Hip Sword! Things do start to go a bit pear shaped after this, when a girl gets stabbed in the anus and the Geisha Army is let loose and Geisha Chainsaw does her thing. However I am curious as to why the buildings are bleeding when the MegaBot slices them in half.

I don’t quite understand the appeal of these films, however they seem to have quite a cult following, they are definitely not for those prone to squeamishness when the blood starts to flow, or more accurately squirt in the case of ‘Robogeisha’.

Ms Harker

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Permalink | July 1st, 2009

2 Responses to “Robogeisha… Geisha Dance… Geisha Milk?”

  1. Will Says:
    July 2nd, 2009 at 12:22 am

    That…. was….. AWESOME!!!! HAHA! That was 3 minutes of complete and pure B movie perfection. I am down for anything these guys do. The Machine Girl and Toky Gore Police were great movies and instant cult hits, this looks to follow that same formula.

  2. Ms Harker Says:
    July 2nd, 2009 at 4:40 pm

    I haven’t seen their other films, these kind of freak me out! But I’m also intrigued, the transformer tank is hilarious! I may need to get my own hip sword too!

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