Twilight ahh action figures?

Posted by Ms Harker | Filed under Horror Collectibles, Horror Films

Uncle Creepy over at Dread Central posted these lovely Twatlight action figures today… What concerns me is I don’t think the toy company, who shall not be named has completely taken into consideration the potential impact of said action figures.

I fear for the young women who will purchase these figures, I fear for their decline in social contact, grades and I fear for their wrists, right or left whatever takes your fancy. All dirtiness aside, now every little princess whether they be team Jacob or Edward can immerse themselves into a detailed delusional fantasy world that entails either:

1. Jacob is undressing for me, just me and is about to get all furry wolf man, but not until we chastely cuddle up in this sleeping bag.

Or

2. Edward is staring intently at me because I smell so good to him and he loves me and would do anything to protect me… smooch smooch (girl sprinkles glitter over both herself and figurine).

See what I mean, I am sending a warning out to parents, if you want your daughter to achieve anything in her life think carefully before buying these ‘toys’.

Ms Harker

jacob-toy

edward-doll

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Permalink | August 1st, 2009

4 Responses to “Twilight ahh action figures?”

  1. Brittney-Jade Says:
    August 2nd, 2009 at 2:05 am

    Edward looks either constipated or that he’s trying to bend a spoon with his mind. I’m opting for choice 1.

    and as for Jacob…GAY MEN OF THE WORLD-REJOICE!!!

  2. Jeanette Says:
    August 2nd, 2009 at 4:58 am

    Just one question. Do Edward’s clothes come off? (please say yes, please say yes, please say yes….)

  3. Ms Harker Says:
    August 2nd, 2009 at 9:29 am

    Vom! Lets hope not!

  4. Ms Harker Says:
    August 2nd, 2009 at 9:30 am

    Indeed, New Moon is going to get such a cult rainbow following its going to be hilarious as they file into cinema’s with Meyer’s Mormon fans!

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