Twilight’s Robert Pattinison a cunning linguist?
Posted by Ms Harker | Filed under Horror Collectibles, Horror Films
Greetings and Salutations.
Quick post today, I would like to say thanks to e crew at Vampire News for bringing these lets say interesting Twilight memorabilia to my attention. May I introduce to you the Twipanties!
Now, to take the high moral ground or not. Lets not!
I’m sure there is a joke to be made about the advantage of having Pattinson’s face in a position where you can urinate on it but lets not get too profane, or infer that any of us are into ‘water sports’. To think that potentially young girls are roaming around with Patto’s face on their privates infers many things about our current social culture; and we are in pretty bad shape. However I think that old Patto is trying to dispel the fact he is a dud lover, seing Ms Bell walks around wearing the same facial expression when in public looking like one morose woman.
I deduct that these were allowed out in the public arena so we of the fairer sex are to think that the fanged Brit is in fact a cunning linguist… wink wink. Any thoughts from out there in fangbang land? I will let you all judge this merchandise for the abomination or the sex toy it is, your call.
Ms Harker
Tags: Horror, Horror Films, Twilight, Vampire
2 Responses to “Twilight’s Robert Pattinison a cunning linguist?”
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Sue Says:
November 11th, 2009 at 10:01 pmGenuis ! What can you say about that product line up, although not a huge fan of Twilight that memorabilia is pure genius.
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Ms Harker Says:
November 12th, 2009 at 5:40 pmHilarious isn’t it, can’t wait for the Jacob undies to come out so much bestiality, so little time!
