Whats on for 2010? Scream Queens Season 2 thats what!

Posted by Ms Harker | Filed under Horror TV

Greetings and Salutations.

I’m back! I hope all of you enjoyed the festive season and received many severed body parts wrapped with fancy bows.

One of my highlights from 2009 was the VH1 reality TV series Scream Queens. This hilarious horror hoedown (and there were a number of ‘hoe’s’ trying to get down on the producers I’m sure) put 10 unknown ‘beauties’ through there horror paces to establish who would come out on top of the mound of zombies as the ultimate Scream Queen. The winner received  a key role in the Saw film franchises next yawn Saw 6.

The show was hosted by Shawnee Smith (Saw, The Grudge 3, Repo the Genetic Opera), Queen of the Screams (apparently), who had the personality of a dead fish, the enthusiasm of an hepatic liver and the monotone expression of someone who was bordering on catatonia.

Thankfully Shock Til You Drop has revealed Shawnee has been replaced for Season 2 of Scream Queens, can I get a hell yeah! Her replacement is Jaime King (My Bloody Valentine, The Spirit, The Tripper), who will hopefully inject some life into the hosting role. The show has also replaced its feature director James Gunn (Slither, Dawn of the Dead), with Tim Sullivan (2001 Maniacs, Driftwood). However the acting coach all the scream bitches would love to hate John Homa, who gave me many squeals of delight, is coming back for Season 2. For a sneak peek visit to the set by Shock Til You Drop click here.

Lets hope Season 2 brings us more horrific howls of hilarity as Season One did. I will never forget the task given to the hopefuls where they had to play a mummified head in a jar. One bug eyed starlet wanna-be for some reason interpreted that a severed head would ultimately make you special needs and proceeded to play her character significantly brain damaged, much to the delight of her competitors and the chagrin of Madame Shawnee. Didn’t anyone tell her the rules? You never, ever go full retard!

Ms Harker

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Permalink | January 9th, 2010

8 Responses to “Whats on for 2010? Scream Queens Season 2 thats what!”

  1. Andre Says:
    January 9th, 2010 at 11:17 am

    Yay you’re back!!

    Oh you are so right that Shawnee Smith had the personality of a dead fish! She was god awful. I saw a few episodes of this gem and my favorite one was when the…. sorry for offending anyone- Retarded looking girl in the pink dress all the way to the left was just the head on the platter and she started making “retard noises” …once again sorry for offending anyone but that’s the only way to describe it—classic!!

  2. Ms Harker Says:
    January 9th, 2010 at 11:50 am

    Thanks Andre, good to be back. That contestant was definitely NQR (not quite right), but the worst had to be the chick in the leather painted on body suit she was WRONG-TOWN! Can’t wait for Season 2!!

  3. Mattsuzaka Says:
    January 9th, 2010 at 3:23 pm

    Even though it is of the horror variety, the show is pretty trashy, but I love it so much! You description of Smith is spot on and King is at least a very attractive replacement that will keep me at attention as opposed to Shawnee drooling out the rules of whatever challenge lie ahead!

    The crazy chick that you and Andre speak of was at a convention I went to last year. She wasn’t a guest, but instead was at some random dealers table hocking some shitty no budget horror movie she was in. I got all pumped and called my girlfriend and was like “That crazy bitch from Scream Queens is here!”

    So needless to say, I am very excited to watch the second season and if not for the fact that things as great as your second photo may happen!

  4. The Film Reel Says:
    January 10th, 2010 at 1:29 am

    I only managed to watch one episode of this one but I’ll make sure to keep checking for the second season. I love me some trashy reality TV. Throw some horror in there and I can’t believe I missed this one.

  5. B-Sol Says:
    January 10th, 2010 at 10:10 am

    Welcome back missy! And what a way to return. Hysterical how HorrorBlips has selected that preposterous banana pic to represent this post :-)

  6. Ms Harker Says:
    January 10th, 2010 at 11:57 am

    Was it HorrorBlips? You underestimate me sir!

  7. B-Sol Says:
    January 10th, 2010 at 2:12 pm

    I stand in awe of you.

  8. EmilyI Says:
    January 11th, 2010 at 2:54 pm

    My friend and I used to have weekly parties to watch this. My gosh was it fabulous in a train wreck kinda way. Loooooved Jessie, the crazy chick. Loved the house decoration. Nothing made me happier than watching the girls act next to a strange little ventriloquist puppet…except maybe the line “It was like, a movie in black and white. And I’m like hello? Haven’t you heard of color?”

    Like America’s Next Top Model, I hope the next batch of starlets display even less intelligence. As much as I champion the idea of actors who can actually act and appreciate the genre, the stupidity was kind of amazing.

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