Twilight’s Robert Pattinison a cunning linguist?
Posted by Ms Harker | Filed under Horror Collectibles, Horror Films
Greetings and Salutations.
Quick post today, I would like to say thanks to e crew at Vampire News for bringing these lets say interesting Twilight memorabilia to my attention. May I introduce to you the Twipanties!
Now, to take the high moral ground or not. Lets not!
I’m sure there is a joke to be made about the advantage of having Pattinson’s face in a position where you can urinate on it but lets not get too profane, or infer that any of us are into ‘water sports’. To think that potentially young girls are roaming around with Patto’s face on their privates infers many things about our current social culture; and we are in pretty bad shape. However I think that old Patto is trying to dispel the fact he is a dud lover, seing Ms Bell walks around wearing the same facial expression when in public looking like one morose woman.
I deduct that these were allowed out in the public arena so we of the fairer sex are to think that the fanged Brit is in fact a cunning linguist… wink wink. Any thoughts from out there in fangbang land? I will let you all judge this merchandise for the abomination or the sex toy it is, your call.
Ms Harker
Tags: Horror, Horror Films, Twilight, Vampire
Hammer Glamour… can you handle the heat?
Posted by Ms Harker | Filed under Horror Collectibles, Horror Reading
Greetings and salutations. Recently I was contacted by a charming gent at Titan Publishing asking if I would mind having a look at their pending release ‘Hammer Glamour‘ by Marcus Hearn. As I am nowhere near an aficionado on the Hammer Stables I was delighted by the opportunity to read about the horror femme fatale’s and heroines that graced the infamous films.
The book is a collectors item for all horror fans, full of glossy well presented steamy pics and detailed information on the set of stunners and temptresses that graced the silver screen in the name of Hammer Horror. Like I said, I am not hugely familiar with the suite of Hammer films so I flicked through the book looking for a name a recognised and low and behold there she was… Joanna Lumley!
Lumley starred in ‘The Satanic Rites of Dracula‘ as Jessica Van Helsing, replacing the actress Stephanie Beacham who played Jessica in the preceding film ‘Dracula A.D 1972‘. Lumley’s film picks up where Dracula A.D 1972 leves off, Jessica Van Helsing is in quite a predicament investigating a vampire infestation within a cellar in Pelham House. She unfortunately gets trapped and needs to be rescued by some sarcastic cops who prior to her entrapment had not believed her story. According to ‘Hammer Glamour’ Lumley features in one of the most memorable scenes in the film providing the centre piece sacrifice for Dracula’s final ritual, before being rescued.
‘Hammer Glamour’ is full of gorgeous pictures of the Hammer glamour pusses (Meow!) and interesting information as to their part in an enduring chapter of horror history and present, spanning from the 1930’s and starting to make its come back in the current day. The book is well worth a look. Stay tuned in the next couple of weeks as I intend to share with you more of these luscious ladies of crypts, coffins and cauldrons!
Ms Harker
Tags: Horror, Horror Films, Horror Novels
Twilight ahh action figures?
Posted by Ms Harker | Filed under Horror Collectibles, Horror Films
Uncle Creepy over at Dread Central posted these lovely Twatlight action figures today… What concerns me is I don’t think the toy company, who shall not be named has completely taken into consideration the potential impact of said action figures.
I fear for the young women who will purchase these figures, I fear for their decline in social contact, grades and I fear for their wrists, right or left whatever takes your fancy. All dirtiness aside, now every little princess whether they be team Jacob or Edward can immerse themselves into a detailed delusional fantasy world that entails either:
1. Jacob is undressing for me, just me and is about to get all furry wolf man, but not until we chastely cuddle up in this sleeping bag.
Or
2. Edward is staring intently at me because I smell so good to him and he loves me and would do anything to protect me… smooch smooch (girl sprinkles glitter over both herself and figurine).
See what I mean, I am sending a warning out to parents, if you want your daughter to achieve anything in her life think carefully before buying these ‘toys’.
Ms Harker
